Hello from Las Vegas!! After the longest trip over, I wish I could tell you that I’m enjoying life at the top suite of Caesars Palace, but unfortunately, reality is far from it. But I’ll get to that in a sec.
After a quick trip to Copenhagen, we started our 11 hour flight to San Francisco, enjoyed on business class. So incredibly luxurious, I almost didn’t want to leave the plane when we landed! After a few hour in San Fran, we continued to Las Vegas. The flight to Las Vegas was exactly like you would imagine a flight to Las Vegas on a Friday afternoon to be. Tons of bachelor and bachelorette parties, drunk people, free drinks, disco lights and the whole shebang. It was hilarious! I love to eavesdrop on other peoples’ conversations, which gave me plenty of entertainment for the trip. The three people behind me consisted of one lesbian woman, one very (!) drunk Chinese guy, and one girl who was sharing all her college stories, which the lesbian, Chinese guy and me greatly appreciated. The real fun started when the guy in the middle started going from inappropriate, to extremely inappropriate. One of the questions being ‘How do you get a lesbian marriage to work with no male pee pee?‘, and this was one of the mild ones. I almost had to bite my lip to not turn around and go ‘Oh no you DIDN’T!!‘. Luckily I saved myself the embarrassment, and the lesbian and the college girl did it for me anyways. Eavesdropping wasn’t my only entertainment on the flight to Vegas. I mean, WOW, I’ve never seen such beautiful landscape in my life. The mountains had the most gorgeous curves and edges, and combined with dessert and a sunset it was simply magical.
Okay, then to the hotel part. I f*cked up big time when making reservations!! As you know we left one day earlier than planned, and the night before leaving I booked another night at the nice hotel we’re staying at the rest of the weekend. Or so I thought.. I was so tired when booking, that I didn’t even notice that it was a completely different hotel I booked! Not to be a diva or anything, but when we entered what could be considered as a lobby, I thought two things. Number one; ‘This is the ugliest hotel I’ve ever seen‘, and two: ‘That guy is the most disgusting smelling creature I’ve ever had in my presence‘. We stood behind him in the line, before the craziest thing happened. Suddenly policemen stormed in, started yelling at him like crazy, arrested him and took him out of there, which he of course wasn’t pleased with and fought back. This all happened an inch from me, and my jaw dropped to floor-height. I couldn’t help but to laugh (after the crazy guy was arrested and in safe distance). To go from luxury life at business class, to the biggest shithole hotel where guests are being arrested without the reception staff even looking twice!! Again, not to be a diva or anything.. Haha.
The cherry on the sundae happened when we entered the room, which was of course as unappealing as you probably imagine from the previous information. The first thing my man said was ‘What’s all that yelling??‘, and I responded that the people next door must have some sort of bad reality show on really loudly. After a few minutes, we realized that it was no reality show, it was actually reality! Our neighbors fought like I’ve only ever seen on TV, which lasted well into the night..
Okay, I realize I sound like the biggest bitch right now. I just had to get this all out of my system, haha. I have absolutely no photo that goes well with this incredibly weird blogpost. I could take a picture of our view, if it wasn’t for the fact that the back of a McDonalds is blocking it all. A little preview of a look from last week will have to be my rescue, I’ll post the full look tomorrow! Today we only have one plan; Get the f*uck out of here and move into the top suite at Caesars Palace!!
Its like you read my mind! You seem to know so much about this,
like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you
can do with a few pics to drive the message home a little bit,
but instead of that, this is fantastic blog. An excellent read.
I will definitely be back.
Du er en fantastisk flink skribent, altså! Skriver veldig fengende, og alltid med gode punchlines. Håper du får et supert opphold i USA! <3
Haha, syns synd på dere, men det var i vertfall veldig morsomt å lese :D Kan bare gå oppover etter en sånn start på ferien! <3
Sounds like an adventure :D Hopefully the rest of your trip will turn out better :)
Hahah your story made me laugh! On the bright side: it can’t get any worse :) Enjoy your trip, can’t wait for updates! xx
Haha no :) Thanks sweetie :)
Absolutely :) It’s not too bad, we’re just laughing of the whole thing :)
Hihi det er sant :)
Åh, tusen takk, og jeg må virkelig si samme til deg!! Du har et stort talent for skriving, likte veldig godt innlegget om plus size-modellene :) Takk <3
Dere fikk i hvertfal litt action ;) Nydelig kjole. Hvor er den fra?
Ja :) Zara!
OMG, you made me laugh sooo much!!! I haven’t laughed that hard for a long time. You have such a great sense of humour and those stories are really spectacular. I hope your vacation will be better from now on, on the other hand I wish something like this happens to you again so we could laugh our asses off :D Good luck tho <3
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Haha, uff! Måtte le litt ja. Det er i alle fall disse hendelsene som skaper komiske minner som du garantert husker og en morsom historie å fortelle! :) Takk for at du deler det med oss! :)
Da ble du/dere en erfaring og opplevelse rikere hvertfall, hehe;) Hva het hotellet? Skal til Vegas i sommer, så vil med glede styre unna steder som dette. Fortsatt god ferie :)
Hehe det er sant :)
Thanks :)
Haha, I’m glad you enjoyed it :D You’re so sweet!!
Hehe jada :) Det het Baymont Inn and Suites. Det vi er på nå heter Baymont Inn and Suites Las Vegas Strip area, det er myyyye finere!!! Var kanskje ikke så rart jeg booket feil, de heter jo det samme. Men dette er litt unna the strip da. Vi skal bo midt på the strip neste helg, men helt ok å bo her også :)
Haha høres herlig ut!
Hahahahaha, du skriv så godt! :) stakkar deko! Ein treng ikkje vera diva for å mislika da der ;) hahahhaa takk for ein god latter, og nyyyyt vel unt luksus!
Hihi <3
Hei! Har fulgt deg i noen år nå, og morsomt! For as we speak så er jeg ogsåi San F :) har du noen tips? Turen går videre til LA og Las Vegas men vi jentene lengter etter litt second hand stores og vintage shopping :p
Du hadde en komfortabel flytur iallefall ;) her var det 10 t + med null beinplass og null søvn ;)
Ha en fin tur! :)
Heihei :) Vi bare mellomlandet i SanF, vi skal ikke dit før på slutten av turen vår. Gleder meg!! Ååå så gøy med jentetur, håper dere koser dere MASSE :)
Åh nei så kjipt å havne på crappy hotell! Samboeren min og jeg skal på nesten samme reise til høsten, håper virkelig ikke vi har bestilt det samme hotellet :/ Håper lykken snur og at dere får en fantastisk reise videre =)
Ah, da satser jeg på været er litt bede når dere kommer hit, nå er det desverre litt kjølig/overskyet :) tips til hotell i LA? Kos dere masse masse dere også! Her er faktisk mennene våre med, men de blir plassert på barer mens vi shopper! Awsm! :D
Jeg fant ikke noe bra hotell i LA som passet budsjettet vårt, leide heller en fantastisk leilighet i Beverly Hills :) Sjekk ut airbnb.com, masse å velge i :) Kos dere!!
Lykken har allerede snudd, alt har vært helt perfekt etter den natten, hihi :) Så gøy, masse god tur til dere :)